Jill: Captain Haar! Where are you? Captain Haar!!!
Haar: Zzzzzzzzzz...huh?! Wha--?! Who?! Oh. Jill. Yaaaawn... Simmer down, Jill. Can't you see I'm sleeping? And do you need to shout my name like that? You're louder than a meat skewer salesman in a crowded market!
Jill: Maybe you should try responding when I call you!
Haar: I'll do that as soon as you stop calling me captain.
Jill: How should I address you, then?
Haar: Whatever works for you.
Jill: Sir Haar, maybe?
Haar: Do I look like a knight to you?
Jill: All right. Mr. Haar.
Haar: Hah! That doesn't sound right at all.
Jill: Fine. Just Haar, then.
Haar: Hey! That's pretty good.
Jill: Sorry. I can't address my superior like that. I'll just call you Mr. Haar.
Haar: Well, I can live with that. Now, let me get back to my nap...
Haar: Yes, you are. You're that weird guy I saw the other day.
Haar: Hey, stop right there!
Makalov: Please...have mercy on me! I'll pay you back...I swear!
Haar: What are you yammering on about?
Makalov: Honestly, I only ran off the other day because I didn't have the money on me. I was just...running home to fetch it. Sweet mercy...I'm begging you! I'm too talented and beautiful to die! Give me more time to pay you back!
Haar: Pay me back? What are you talking about?
Makalov: Huh? Wait... So you're not... a debt collector?
Haar: A debt collector? Did you fall on your head?
Makalov: Are you SURE you're not a debt collector?
Haar: I don't remember being one. And I think I'd remember something like that.
Makalov: What!? You're not!? Phew! Hah...you had me there. I mean...just one nasty look from that face of yours could scare a man to death!
Haar: So you're saying I'm ugly, is that it? I look like some kind of thug to you?
Makalov: No, no, no! Not at all. You're very...handsome. Ruggedly handsome...yeah...
Haar: Hmmm. That was weird. Oh well...back to sleep.
Makalov: HAAR!!! Wake up! Oh, no! Look! Here comes General Ike!
Makalov: Nothing will wake him up! He has a lot of guts sleeping before a battle like this. You have to respect that! Even debt collectors would be intimidated... I need to be more like him! Then I'll never have to pay anyone back! All right! I need to get training! The first thing I need to learn is how to sleep anywhere.... Zzzzzz...
Haar: ...Quiet down! Who's interrupting my nap?!
Makalov: ...Zzzzzz... Phew... Grrrr... I was wrong... Sorry, Marcia! ...Zzzzzz...
Makalov: Let me...zzzz...borrow some money...zzz...
Haar: Look at him, sleeping before a big battle. It's a miracle he's survived in his state. He must be really lucky. I hope he pulls through!