"It's so boring here. Without any Risen, who am I supposed to pluck the arms and legs off of? Flies aren't the same..."
"Want to help me with an experiment real quick? It's a hex that kills 100 people at once!"
"I've been collecting crow feathers for a while. I wonder how many I need to fly..."
"You doing okay, Summoner? No battlefield injuries or anything? I'd hate for you to die yet!"
"I kinda miss wizard school. That's where I learned to smile all the time! Also where I got my pain tolerance."
"Say, are you Summoner? I come with a big hello from Friend Summoner!" (Greeting from friend)
"Oh! Planning on sending me out to kill some more, Summoner? Nya ha! That's great! Who's my target? A Hero? Emblian soldier? Oh! Could it be someone in the Order of Heroes? Huh? Allies don't kill each other? Who told you THAT? Eh, if you say so, I guess... Then again, I like this place, and I wouldn't want anyone to die. You won't die, will you, Summoner? If you died, I'd have to invent a horrible new hex for whoever killed you. So just...stay alive, OK?" (Upon reaching level 40)
"Ylisse's harvest festival was fun, but the one I went to in the Outrealms--wow! I taught Ricken and Frederick all about dark magic."
"Shouldn't the Order of Heroes get into the spirit of things? I could scare up a costume for you... I have some animal pelts and bones lying around. Those might work for...something!"
"It's a harvest festival, right? So we should go harvest some candy! Or maybe you'd rather harvest the heads of our enemies... I'm up for either one!"
"I'm working on a hex that will kill all of our enemies. I just need the fresh blood of one hundred people..."
"Give me some candy, or I'll cast a hex on you! Just kidding. Nya ha ha! I'm only here to deliver a greeting." (Greeting from friend)
"Something just popped into my head. I was wondering what kind of harvest makes you the happiest! Do you love to mow down your enemies? Or would you rather harvest hard-to-get Heroes? Of course, I love to kill my enemies. But being harvested by you was a bounty for me! If I didn't meet you, my harvest festival would have ended after a single day. My days as a bloodsucker... They'd be dead and buried! Nya ha ha! That's why I'm so grateful to you. So I'll keep on hexing and killing. You can reap the rewards!" (Upon reaching level 40)