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Opening Dialogue (Male Avatar)Edit

(At Interrealm Museum)

Felicia: Lord Avatar! We're here! This is the Interrealm Museum I was telling you about. There are weapons and tools from all kinds of realms on display here!
Avatar: I see. It's beautiful. But, ah, could you remind me why we are here again?
Felicia: I heard a rumor that there would be an "interesting event" going on today.
Avatar: An event? That's a bit vague.
Felicia: Yes, but by all accounts it's very popular! I'm sure it'll be tons of fun!
Old Man: Ah. What do we have here? Visitors from another world? You're just in time.
Avatar: You mean for the event? And you are?
Old Man: I'm the museum's curator. Pardon the intrusion. Just thought I'd let you know that the event is about to start any second now. So you should get yourselves on down to the exhibit before we get things rolling.
Felicia: Wow! Perfect timing! Come on, Lord Avatar, let's go!
Avatar: Er, before we go, what exactly IS this event? Ooh! Is it a raffle? I love raffles!
Old Man: It's a battle to the death!
Avatar: A WHAT?!
Old Man: Hahaha! I got ya! I'm just kidding. We don't shed blood here. But there IS a kind of competition. And a martial one at that. Y'see, this museum collects weapons from all the other worlds. Warriors from every corner of the Outrealms come here to fight for them. Most of our items are rare─and valuable─so they draw quite the crowd.
Avatar: Oh? Wow... I would very much like to see these. They sound quite impressive.
Old Man: Then you should participate. You're here anyways, right? I just need you to sign this waiver, which frees us from liability if...ah... Well, you know, one of your croaks. By accident, I mean.
Avatar: Croaks?!
Old Man: Haha! Gotcha again! I'm just joking. But the contest does get a mite heated. Not many contestants are even still conscious by the end of the day. And don't even get me started on our maintenance bills...
Avatar: Oh. R-really?
Old Man: But of course a tough group like you ain't got anything to worry about.
Avatar: Well...ah, let's hope so. Thank you for the words of warning.
Old Man: Don't mention it! Now, off with you. And try to enjoy yourselves!
Felicia: Um, shall we head over, Lord Avatar? It's getting noisy over there!
Avatar: Yes, let's go!

(Before contest starts)

Felicia: Wh-whoa! Are all these people going to be in the competition? It really IS popular!
Avatar: There are so many of them. It almost reminds me of a festival... Except instead of fried dough, they're serving violence.
Felicia: Whoa! Lord Avatar! Look at all the treasure chests! I wonder what's inside them!
Avatar: Oh! And it looks like some contestants already have rare weapons. So those are fair game too, huh? And we just beat them up and take them? Hrm. I've never mugged anyone before. It seems a little mean... Maybe we should reconsider.
Felicia: But we already signed up! We can't go back now. So we may as well try as hard as we can to take everything they've got! C'mon, Lord Avatar! Let's take the shirts off their backs!
Avatar: Felicia? H-hang on! Feliciaaaaa!

Opening Dialogue (Female Avatar)Edit

(At Interrealm Museum)

Jakob: Lady Avatar. We're here. This is the Interrealm Museum I was telling you about. There are weapons and tools from all kinds of realms on display here.
Avatar: I see. It's beautiful. But, ah, could you remind me why we are here again?
Jakob: I heard a rumor that there was going to be an "interesting event" going on today. I thought you might like to attend.
Avatar: An interesting event? That's awfully vague...
Jakob: It is. but I have it on good authority that said event is indeed quite popular.
Old Man: Ah. What do we have here? Visitors from another world? You're just in time.
Avatar: You mean for the event? And you are?
Old Man: I'm the museum's curator. Pardon the intrusion. Just thought I'd let you know that the event is about to start any second now. You should get yourselves on down to the exhibit before we get things rolling.
Jakob: Wonderful! It would seem we arrived just in time.
Avatar: Er, before we go, what exactly IS this event? Ooh! Is it a raffle? I love raffles!
Old Man: It's a battle to the death!
Avatar: A WHAT?!
Old Man: Hahaha! I got you! Just kidding. We don't shed blood here. But there IS a kind of competition. And a martial one at that. Y'see, this museum collects weapons from all the other worlds. Warriors from every corner of the Outrealms come here to fight for them. Most of our items are rare─and valuable─so they draw quite the crowd.
Avatar: Oh? Wow... I would very much like to see these. They sound quite impressive.
Old Man: Indeed, indeed. So while you're here, you may as well participate. I just need you to sign this waiver, which frees us from liability if...ah... Well, you know. One of your croaks. By accident, I mean.
Avatar: Croaks?!
Old Man: Haha! Gotcha again! I'm just joking. But the contest does get a mite heated. Not many contestants are even still conscious by the end of the day. And don't even get me started on our maintenance bills...
Avatar: Oh. R-really?
Old Man: But of course a tough group like you ain't got anything to worry about.
Avatar: Well...ah, let's hope so. Thank you for the words of warning.
Old Man: Don't mention it! Now, off with you. And try to enjoy yourselves!
Jakob: Well then, Lady Avatar. Shall we be off? the exhibit is getting quite noisy.
Avatar: Yes, let's go!

(Before contest starts)

Jakob: Hmm. There really are a great number of contestants out here. it truly is as popular as they say!
Avatar: Yeah, it's packed! It almost reminds me of a festival... Except instead of fried dough, they're serving violence.
Jakob: Mm. And it appears there are a large number of treasure chests. I wonder what secrets they contain.
Avatar: Not to mention that it looks like some contestants already have rare weapons. So those are fair game too, huh? And we just beat them up and take them? Hm. I've never mugged anyone before. It seems sort of mean... Maybe we should reconsider.
Jakob: Oh? No, milady. No act is too mean to inflict upon an enemy combatant! We must remorselessly go forth and fall upon them like lions upon a flock! I, for one, intend to pry as many items fro their unconscious bodies as I can. I suggest you do the same!
Avatar: Jakob? H-hang on! Jakooooooob!

Battle QuotesEdit

Avatar Edit

“I'm sorry, but I need your weapons to bring peace to my realm. Er─wait! Should we be using real weapons for this? Ack! Too late!”
—The Avatar's pre-battle quote.

Azura Edit

“Another fight? Why couldn't this have been a normal museum? Well, I suppose we do need better weapons... You, there! Drop your arms!”
—Azura's pre-battle quote.

Felicia Edit

“Rare weapons, huh? I wonder if they have rare tea sets from other realms...Oooh! Maybe I can find one so strong that it's impossible to break!”
—Felicia's pre-battle quote.

Jakob Edit

“Heh. I assume you WANT to lose your weapon if you're standing before ME. Fear not! I will oblige you happily, for Lord/Lady Avatar's sake!”
—Jakob's pre-battle quote.

Silas Edit

“Maybe they'll have mounts from other Outrealms too! That'd be so cool! Er, wait. Now's not the time. Hey, you! Give me your weapon!”
—Silas' pre-battle quote.

Kaze Edit

“Forgive me... I have no grudge against you, but I cannot allow you to win. If you wish to surrender, give me your weapon now... No? Very well.”
—Kaze's pre-battle quote.

Mozu Edit

“Wow! A flying boat! I ain't never seen nothing like this before. Wait─bad Mozu! I gotta focus. Hey, you! Fork over your stuff!”
—Mozu's pre-battle quote.

Shura Edit

“Heh. As a bandit, I used to make my living robbing others of their things. Now I renounce that life, and what do I wind up doing? The same damn thing. But enough of this. Come at me, you fool. I'll be having that weapon.”
—Shura's pre-battle quote.

Ryoma Edit

“I will not go easy on you, do you hear me? I'm going to take you all down! J-just don't take my Raijinto from me...”
—Ryoma's pre-battle quote.

Hinoka Edit

“A contest, huh? I've never been in one like this, but it sounds fun. You there! I'm coming for you! Mama needs a new naginata!”
—Hinoka's pre-battle quote

Takumi Edit

“Fine, fine, I'll help. But only if I get to play with the weapons we win! Er, I mean train! Train, not play! Oh shoot. I hope no one heard that...”
—Takumi's pre-battle quote

Sakura Edit

“I-I don't think I'm well suited for this. Can't we just trade equipment? N-no? Well, OK then. I guess I'll do my best...”
—Sakura's pre-battle quote.

Saizo Edit

“This is absurd. I have better things to do than rob children of their toys. But a Saizo always performs what is demanded of them. Without exception!”
—Saizo's pre-battle quote.

Kagero Edit

“This can't be all they have. Hm. Maybe I should see about those chests... But first, I'll be taking that little weapon of yours.”
—Kagero's pre-battle quote.

Azama Edit

“Hm? You wouldn't steal a weapon from a feeble monk like me, would you? ...Very well. Then may the best holy man win!”
—Azama's pre-battle quote.

Setsuna Edit

“Wow...we're on a flying ship. You guys, we're flying! Wheeee.... Fwoosh... Oh... Right. Weapons. Ummmm...you! Hold still... And aim...and...”
—Setsuna's pre-battle quote.

Hinata Edit

“If I win, I get a weapon?! SWEET! This is gonna be so fun, you guys! All right, come at me you hogheads! Hinata's gonna slice you into bacon!”
—Hinata's pre-battle quote.

Oboro Edit

“Yeesh. Everybody's losing their minds over these weapons. It's just like the holiday sales at the old family store... *sigh*”
—Oboro's pre-battle quote.

Hana Edit

“You want my weapon? C'mon then! I need a prize for Lady Sakura! Too chicken? That's fine--I'll just come and take it from you!”
—Hana's pre-battle quote

Subaki Edit

“Ah, that weapon of yours looks lovely. Well? Come at me, then! Hm? Too intimidated by my perfect form? Heh, I don't blame you.”
—Subaki's pre-battle quote.

Hayato Edit

“All of their faces are so scary. Do they want our weapons that bad? W-well I'm not gonna let 'em have mine! Eat chowder, losers!”
—Hayato's pre-battle quote.

Kaden Edit

“What? I don't have any weapons human would want... Oooh, but yours is so pretty... I'll take it! No hard feelings, right?”
—Kaden's pre-battle quote.

Orochi Edit

“This is going to be delightful! Now, let's see, who should I go for first? Ooh! That weapon is so cute! I want it! I want it!”
—Orochi's pre-battle quote.

Rinkah Edit

“Survival of the strongest, eh? It's so simple. I love it. Oh, don't you DARE surrender! I want to enjoy this!”
—Rinkah's pre-battle quote.

Yukimura Edit

“A contest? For weapons? This IS a museum, correct? And here I was hoping for a nice scholarly diversion for once...”
—Yukimura's pre-battle quote.

Reina Edit

“Hm? You don't want to give me your weapons? That's perfectly fine. I'm more than willing to settle for your blood.”
—Reina's pre-battle quote.

Scarlet Edit

“Ready to go! Any of you goons got something cute and sparkly? No? Are you holding out on me? Guess I'll find out soon enough!”
—Scarlet's pre-battle quote.

Xander Edit

“A fascinating competition. But only I have the ability to wield Siegfried. And I will NOT see it taken and used as a glorified whisker shaver!”
—Xander's pre-battle quote.

Camilla Edit

“Mm-mmm. Those weapons look divine. I think I'll take one for myself. Oh, but why stop at one, when I could take them from you all? Teehee!”
—Camilla's pre-battle quote.

Leo Edit

“I see. To the victor, the spoils, eh? Then I'll be victorious. Come, fool! Bring me my booty!”
—Leo's pre-battle quote.

Elise Edit

“Wow! You mean I can take any weapon I want? Ooooh. This is gonna be fun! I wonder if I could get a divine weapon like Leo's or Xander's!”
—Elise's pre-quote quote.

Arthur Edit

“Justice demands your weapons! So, um, surrender your goods...or we'll... We'll... hurt... you? Ah, Lord/Lady Avatar? Is this right?”
—-Arthur's pre-battle quote.

Effie Edit

“*chew* Mmm-mm-mmmm. Oh! That looks like some valuable gear. All right, then. Enough protein. Let's build some mass!”
—Effie's pre-battle quote.

Odin Edit

“New weapons?! M-my spell hand twitches! Surrender, scum! Else Odin Dark will be unable to control his blood rage! Nngrraahhh!”
—Odin's pre-battle quote.

Niles Edit

“Eyeing my weapon, are you? Well, I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Oooh, very nice. I'll be taking that now. Don't worry—I don't kill and tell.”
—Niles' pre-battle quote.

Laslow Edit

“Now, now. No need to be so selfish about our weapons. Any ladies among you lot? Perhaps we can just talk this out over tea. No? ”
—Laslow's pre-battle quote.

Peri Edit

“Heehee! Who cares about this junk? I just wanna get to the fighting! Are you suuuuuure we can't kill them, Lord/Lady Avatar?”
—Peri's pre-battle quote.

Selena Edit

“Who cares about these weapons? I'm just here to hit up the gift shop! Let's tank these clowns and get to shopping! You losers with me?”
—Selena's pre-battle quote.

Beruka Edit

“This is a waste of time. Let's take their thing and be done with it.”
—Beruka's pre-battle quote.

Nyx Edit

“Oh, yet another fool who thinks I can't fight back? Hmph. I'll disabuse you of that belief if you don't disarm... You won't? Good.”
—Nyx's pre-battle quote.

Charlotte Edit

“I-I-I'm too weak for this... W-would you mind targeting someone else, sir? Sir? HEY! Are you deaf?! Grrrr...fine! Gimme your stuff, you pathetic lout!”
—Charlotte's pre-battle quote.

Benny Edit

“N-no, you can't have my weapon, but here! It's a good-luck charm! Hey! Why are you crushing it? I... I just wanted to be friends...”
—Benny's pre-battle quote.

Keaton Edit

“Heh. I bet this place has all KINDS of unique treasures! What? What are you bothering me for? I don't have anything you'd want!”
—Keaton's pre-battle quote.

Flora Edit

“So...there's no chance we can resolve this peacefully, is there? A-all right. Then I'm afraid I will have to take that weapon by force!”
—Flora's pre-battle quote.

Gunter Edit

“Heh. Young people always think shiny new tools will make them stronger. But what counts is your resolve. You—come! Let us test yours.”
—Gunter's pre-battle quote.

Izana Edit

“An airship museum, huh? I'll take 10! And such nice weapons too! The archduke likey. And what the archduke likey, the archduke get-y!”
—Izana's pre-battle quote.

Fuga Edit

“An opportunity to test my skills AND acquire a new weapon? Wonderful! Perhaps I should hold such contests for my own tribe... Now, to battle!”
—Fuga's pre-battle quote.

Kana Edit

“Let's go! I can't wait to get my hands on a new weapon! Maybe I'll even get one as beautiful as Papa's/Mama's Yato!”
—Kana's pre-battle quote.

Shigure Edit

“Must we fight? How about you give me your weapon for a song? No? Then I suppose your fellows will be singing you a dirge instead!”
—Shigure's pre-battle quote.

Dwyer Edit

“Bleh. Maybe after we're done getting these weapons, we can go shopping... I'd really like to get my hands on some coffee grown in other realms...”
—Dwyer's pre-battle quote.

Sophie Edit

“Hey! You! In the funny clothes! Give me your weapon and no one has to get— W-waaahhh! Avel, not that way! Nooooo!”
—Sophie's pre-battle quote.

Midori Edit

“Hey! How about we trade some medicine for that weapon of yours? Wh-what do you mean, you don't want no dumb kid's medicine? You meanie!”
—Midori's pre-battle quote.

Shiro Edit

“So I can just take whatever I want, huh? This is my kind of event! I wonder if there are any weapons here that can beat Dad's...”
—Shiro's pre-battle quote.

Kiragi Edit

“These toys are cool and all, but I still think Dad's got the best one! H-huh?! You want the Fujin Yumi? No way, pal! You'll have to go through ME!”
—Kiragi's pre-battle quote.

Asugi Edit

“Rare weapons, huh? Got any candy swords? No? Guess I'll just have to finish you quickly and get some at the gift shop!”
—Asugi's pre-battle quote.

Selkie Edit

“Yay, playmates! What do you guys wanna do? H-hey! Those don't look like toys! Get back, or I'll bite you!”
—Selkie's pre-battle quote.

Hisame Edit

“I'd be much more interested in a normal museum than in this silly place. Unless... I wonder if they have any unique pickle-eating utensils...”
—Hisame's pre-battle quote.

Mitama Edit

“I've no interest / In your weapons or your things / I want to go home. But I have been roused from my slumber, and now SOMEONE must pay.”
—Mitama's pre-battle quote.

Caeldori Edit

“Ooh! New weapons to train with. I can't wait! Hey, you! With the table! Drop it or I'll beat the snibbles out of you!”
—Caeldori's pre-battle quote.

Rhajat Edit

“How tiresome. I don't need weapons. (Though HE/SHE might want one... Hehehe. Yes, yes...I'll fight to win one for my darling Avatar.)”
—Rhajat's pre-battle quote.

Siegbert Edit

“I will never allow you to take Father's sword from him! W-what? You'll settle for mine? N-no! You can't have that either!”
—Siegbert's pre-battle quote.

Forrest Edit

“Ooh! I bet this place has fabrics from all kinds of different Outrealms! ...But I'll need a cute new weapon to go with my cute new clothes. Hmmm...”
—Forrest's pre-battle quote.

Ignatius Edit

“Why did it have to be on an airship? I think I feel skysick... Hnngrrhffmp. O-OK. H-h-hand over your w-weapon...or...else... *blorff*”
—Ignatius' pre-battle quote.

Velouria Edit

“*sniff* *sniff* Ooh. What a divine smell! You there! Hold! What? I don't want your weapon! I just want that moldy boot!”
—Velouria's pre-battle quote.

Percy Edit

“Rare weapons, huh? Maybe I could measure up to Pop with one of those! Er...though I guess I'd need a pair of stilts too...”
—Percy's pre-battle quote.

Ophelia Edit

“My maiden heart flutters! A divine weapon yet unseen beckons to me... Ah! Could it be you?! Wait right there! I'll release the seal on you at once!”
—Ophelia's pre-battle quote.

Soleil Edit

“Oh, wow! That weapon is so cute! It's, like, the cutest thing ever! I don't suppose you'd be willing to part with it peacefully? OK... En garde!”
—Soleil's pre-battle quote.

Nina Edit

“What? No, I wasn't f-following anyone! Oh! You just want my weapon? Well, sorry to disappoint you, but no way!”
—Nina's pre-battle quote.

Anna Edit

“Oooh! Talk about swag! This is gonna be a good haul. Just try not to struggle too much. I'd hate to damage the goods.”
—Anna's pre-battle quote.

Closing Dialogue (Male Avatar)Edit

Avatar: Phew. Finally, it's over.
Felicia: Woohoo! Look at how many weapons we got!
Avatar: Yes, I think we can call this one a victory. I imagine these will prove very useful in the days to come.
Old Man: Oho! Looks like you young'uns reaped quite the harvest today!
Avatar: Oh! Mr. Curator! Yes, we did very well. Thank you for telling us about the contest.
Old Man: No problem, kiddo. Glad to see y'all enjoyed yourselves. There's one thing I think is important for you to hear, though, now we've some time. Y'know all that gear we keep here? In the chests and whatnot? It was all donated.
Avatar: Donated?
Old Man: H'yep. Donated by people whose realms no longer know war, y'understand. People who have found everlasting peace. The most precious of blessings.
Avatar: I see... So there's hope for our world too, then.
Old Man: Yes. The contestants you fought, though─they came from war-torn realms. Every weapon you saw today was here to obtain weapons to help their homeland. I was glad to meet ya, strangers. You're a lively bunch. But it also made me sad. Because every new face I see here represents ten thousand others in pain.
Avatar: I see... So all of those people...they were just like us. They weren't fighting for prizes. They were fighting for their families, their homes...
Felicia: Lord Avatar... I'm sorry. I had no idea that's why the event was so popular...
Avatar: No. Thank you, Felicia. I'm glad we came here today.
Felicia: But...
Avatar: Um, Mr. Curator?
Old Man: Hm?
Avatar: Thank you for everything. Today was, despite everything, fun. And very helpful. We'll come again. And again, and again, until we too find peace. And then we'll come back once more to donate the weapons we've gathered. So that others can use them to achieve the same peace.
Old Man: Hmmm. Yes, I think that is an admirable goal, child. Heh heh. You might even have kindled some hope in these old bones. Now, I'd best me off. Take care of yourselves, whippersnappers!
Avatar: Haha. All right, let's head back, Felicia. We've a peace to make.
Felicia: Yes, milord!

Closing Dialogue (Female Avatar)Edit

Avatar: Phew. Finally, it's over.
Jakob: Thank goodness. And we've even acquired a great many weapons.
Avatar: Yes, I think we can call this one a victory. I imagine these weapons will prove very useful in the days to come.
Old Man: Oho! Looks like you young'uns reaped quite the harvest today!
Avatar: Oh! Mr. Curator! Yes, we did very well. Thank you for telling us about the contest.
Old Man: No problem, kiddo. Glad to see y'all enjoyed yourselves. There's one thing I think is important for you to hear, though, now we've some time. Y'know all that gear we keep here? In the chests and whatnot? It was all donated.
Avatar: Donated?
Old Man: H'yep. Donated by people whose realms no longer know war, y'understand. People who have found everlasting peace. The most precious of blessings.
Avatar: I see... So there's hope for our world after all.
Old Man: Yes. The contestants you fought, though─they came from war-torn realms. Every weapon you saw today was here to obtain weapons to help their homeland. I was glad to meet ya, strangers. You're a lively bunch. But it also made me very sad. Because every new face I see here represents ten thousand others in pain.
Avatar: I see. So all of those people...they were just like us... They weren't fighting for prizes. They were fighting for their families, their homes...
Jakob: I'm so sorry, milady. I had no idea that that was why the event was so popular...
Avatar: No. Thank you, Jakob. I'm glad we came here today.
Jakob: You're...glad?
Avatar: Um, Mr. Curator?
Old Man: Hm?
Avatar: Thank you for everything. Today was, despite everything, fun. And very helpful. We'll come again. And again, and again, until we too find peace. And then we'll come back once more to donate the weapons we've gathered. So that others can use them to achieve the same peace.
Old Man: Hmmm. Yes, I think that is an admirable goal, child. Heh heh. You might even have kindled some hope in these old bones. Now, if you don't mind, I'll mosey on off. Take care of yourselves, whippersnappers!
Avatar: Haha. All right, let's head back, Jakob. We've a peace to make.
Jakob: Yes, milady!

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